snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via franceskamadden)

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(via franceskamadden)

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost, via andrewquo)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via chilled)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via tilly-oakley)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: tarachambller, via tilly-oakley)